So, it's not just affectation or hyperbole. I really do love vinyl records. Maybe it's that I've been collecting and spinning them for over eight years now, making wax-fondling my oldest and best-honed skill. I just don't think any sort of digital sound-manipulation can beat it. The level of instantaneous and direct control over the sound is unbeatable by any kind of DSP trickery or USB knob-twiddling. I'm almost convinced that the simple isomorphism between the physical groove traced by the needle and the sound waves flying out of the speakers is significant not only conceptually, but also physically, that there is a resonance there that no software frantically decyphering digital harddrive hieroglyphs could match.
Unfortunatley, as I've resumed music-spinnery over the past several months I've realized that using vinyl as my sole soundsource has become completely impractical.
Vinyl is extraordinarily heavy. after eight years of hauling multiple fifty-pound crates of plastic from bedroom to studio to frat-house, I am sick of it.
Vinyl is extraordinarily fragile. when I moved to DC, I left my second-tier records (important but non-essential) in my parents' supposedly-climate-controlled basement. One year later-- a quarter of them were garbage.
Vinyl is hard to find. It's just not possible to run a physical record store as wide-ranging as Bleep or SC:Digital or The Pharmacy. Let alone Soulseek, Gnutella or Bittorrent. Never mind all my friends' hard-drives.
Of course the most compelling argument against illegal music sharing is that it deprives the artists of money-- but 95% of the records I buy are 'used' anyway, so that's not really freaking relevant here is it?
Vinyl is expensive. Nuff said.
Turntables suck. All of the above can be said for vinyl's necessary counterparts, turntables and needles. Heavy, fragile, hard-to-find, expensive. Why, just two weeks ago one of my needles snapped in two in mid-party, basically incapacitating me for the night. (Toneland grants The Serious DJs 'favorite DJ savior' status for the rescue.) I placed an order with TurntableLab the next morning for their not-inexpensive M477-g replacement stylii, and have been waiting ever since for them to restock.
All that being said, I'm not yet a fan of any of the numerous Digital DJ Solutions being feverishly marketed to every sucker-DJ hipster on the planet.
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Oh man, I had forgotten how much better press-coffee is than drip-coffee. It's like a latté without the milk. (Gabe disagrees with this assessment, and I have to admit I don't actually have the latté-knowledge necessary to back this up.)
